Henry Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please".

“If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.”

Henry Youngman

“When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.”

Henry Youngman

“Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.”

Henry Youngman