Hermione Gingold

“I suppose I shall drop dead in the theater, to a full house, I hope.”

“It would appear that I have tried everything except incest and folkdancing.”

“To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those of us who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.”

“There are far too many men in politics and not enough elsewhere.”