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Homer Simpson


“I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees”
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“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
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“America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!”
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“Batman's a scientist.”
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“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”
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