“I want to be the man who haunts your dreams and thoughts, the man whom you cannot live without.”
“You do not know how I have yearned to hear those words.”
“My lovely little poppet, Your breakfast awaits you in the kitchen.Last evening was magical and I am most excited to repeat it this eve.I will dream of you.~ Sinjin”
“I have always been by your side, poppet, and so shall I always remain.”
“You have certainly burrowed your way into my heart- something I never imagined could happen.”
“You're barely older than me.''Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile.”
“But as soon as you saw his hot, naked bod, you must have been like Bond, what bond? Oh, you mean bondage?”
“I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car.”
“You want some more?" Christa asked, her right eye drooping like an old lady's pantyhose. It was a sign that Christa was drunk. She said it was a form of lazy eye; I just thought it was hysterical and laughed although I tried to hide it with an inconspicuous cough.”
“The only thing separating Americans and Brits is a comman language.”