Jack Gardner

“If you wait long enough, suddenly nothing will happen”

“Never be angry with something that can't get angry with you.”

“Do not ask questions until you have trained yourself not to know the answers.”

“We think we are being interesting to others when we are being interesting to ourselves.”

“Boring is the right thought at the wrong time.”

“Never offer advice just to appear concerned.”

“A comment that starts with the words "I think" usually means the opposite.”

“Where utility ends and decoration begins is perfection.”

“The object of your desire is not an object.”

“Experience will tell you if you need more of it.”