James Turner

“Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick.”

“That's it then. This is how it ends. I haven't even read Proust.”

“Now...get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN!”

“Just because I'm a librarian doesn't mean I'm at all tame.”

“The Librarian has spoken, sally! We Dare Not Disobey!”