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“Abel snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy.”
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“My secret is cool and mysterious like a jagged scar across my chest, and not dull and heavy like I gave up church buy not the angst.”
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“You've thrown a lot of pennies in ponds," she says. "Haven't you.”
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“I am one man with a laptop. When I give the world my characters, it's because I don't want to keep them for myself. You don't like what I made them do? Fucking tell me I'm wrong! Rewrite the story. Throw in a new plot twist. Make up your own ending.”
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“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ”
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“I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to look. His belly button. Belly button. Look at the belly button. ”
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“God is like junior high, Brandon. Graduate already.”
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“I can tell I'm being annoying, the kind of annoying where it feels like I haven't showered for days and everyone should just stay away.”
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“Pretentious.""So? I love pretentious people!""Why?""They try so hard to be interesting, you don't have to do any work.”
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“Well, who doesn't love a good mpreg?""A what?""Sim gets man-pregnant? Gives birth to twins during a tornado?""I'll pretend I never heard that.""Here, I'll read you the wedding one -""NO.”
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“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -""What?""That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard of them, right? They're like girls, but with penises?”
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“You can't stay fucked up forever, can you? You need to start putting yourself out there and getting humiliated like the rest of us. Only then will you be a Real Boy”
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