Jeff Foxworthy

“If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.”

“If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.”

“I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead”

“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”

“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”

“You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light”

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'You know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.”

“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”