Jessica de la Davies

Dear Reader,

I am Jessica de la Davies. I am choosing NOT to write in the third person as it feels like an exercise in ego-masterbation. I am not against ego-masterbation, it's just that I'm not in the mood today as I have a headache.

I have spent my life in the arts and now you are now going to be subjected to the highlights (Don't say I didn't warn you!) of my trippy life.

With a pen in one hand and a dishrag in the other, I have spent the past decade writing for a variety of publications including a humorous monthly column for The Artful Mind.

I am an award winning writer.

My articles and stories have appeared in The Berkshire Beacon, The Women’s Times, Yogafit Magazine, Pride of Pageantry Magazine, EPIC to name a few. (I also write poetry but have found that this doesn't pay very well.)

I am a career dieter. I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds at least a dozen times. I am seriously considering having all of the fat sucked out of my body and distributing it amongst my friends!

In 2003, I was named the “All American Outstanding Woman of Achievement.” I have received proclamations for my work from President George W. Bush, Governor Gray Davis, Governor Janet Napolitano, Senator John McCain and Governor Jeb Bush. I am a former Ms. USA, Mrs. Arizona and some other titles too. (Are you still reading this?!?)

I have been interviewed on television and the radio many times. I have met, been photographed and worked with a variety of celebrities.

"Slippery When Wet!" also has 5 Star Reviews on Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble and BooksaMillion sites. HOORAY!!!! It's also available on Kindle and KindleUK. In fact, "Slippery When Wet!" is having is strongest sales in the United Kingdom-go figure!

Anyway, buy "Slippery When Wet!" an support a starving artist...this darn diet sucks.

If you don't find me here, look for me on Twitter.

My hobby is LINT!

XOXO,

Jessica de la Davies

Writer/Author/PieMaker

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