Jessica Park

“Finn is God: If you get off your high horse, you'll notice that it, too, poops.”

“I 'Facebook like' you, but I'm not IN 'Facebook like' with you.”

“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.”

“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.”

“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”

“Internet access came before pride. ”

“It was always you. I thought it was someone else, but it was you. You were the person that I felt.”

“Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.”

“Julie swallowed. "Flat Finn is on Facebook?" She'd love to see those status updates. 'Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would have loved to taste caramel mocha, but can't move arms and so was forced to stare longingly at delicious hot beverage. Will the taunting never end?”

“Mom, I have to go. I think this Matt character is here.""Are you sure it's him?"Julie peered into the car as the window lowered. "I see a maniacal-looking guy with brightly-colored candy in one hand, and he's waving a sickle in the other. Oh! He's beckoning me to the car. This must be my ride.”

“Matt laughed. "Close. That was last year. This year it's Obsessive Deovtion to Fourier Analysis Theory and Applications. And my personal favorite, Quantum Physics II: Romantic Entanglements of Energy and Matter."Julie turned her head to Matt. "You're a double major? Physics and math? Jesus...""I know. Nerdy." He shrugged."No, I'm impressed. I'm just surprised your brains fit in your head.""I was fitted with a specially desinged compression filter that allows excessive information to lie dormant until I need to access it. It's only the Beta version, so excuse any kinks that may appear. I really can't be held responsible.”