Jim Rose

“I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.”

“My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.”

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

“There is nothing more bitter than an opportunist who miscalculates.”

“My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.”

“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.”