Joan Powers

“Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.”

“When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.”

“When speaking to a Bear of Very Little Brain, remember that long words may bother him.”

“If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.”

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”