Joe Rogan

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”