John Hankins

“Life lesson 3, If someone of the same gender says something like, "Silly Willy", or "ohhohyou stop that big boy/little lady", all you need to do is BOOK IT MAN, RUN AS FAST AS YO FACE'LL TAKE YA! ”

“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”

“Life lesson 1, never tell a woman she's fat.”