john madden

“There definitely needs to be water on the sidelines for these players, but I also had some Gatorade just in case they were allergic to the water or vice versa.”

“Never mind the horse's blind, just load the wagon.”

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”

“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”

“Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.”

“The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”

“at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win.”