J.P. Galuska
Long before the days of Hot Topic, I used to pin chains on my paints and spike my hair. Now I dress in clothes from Christopher and Banks and try to blend in. Sometimes, however, when no one is looking, I'll slip into my ninja clothes and secretly take down enemy war-lords.
“You are as great as you allow yourself to be.”
J.P. Galuska
“Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness.”
J.P. Galuska
“Have you ever been seduced by a ghost? Are you sure about that?”
J.P. Galuska
“Some days I'd like to start a column about my husband. Then I remember my kids.”
J.P. Galuska