Karin Gillespie

“If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.”

“Fear knocked and faith answered.”

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.”

“Bacteria is the only culture some people have.”

“Jesus is the quicker picker-upper.”

“My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”

“When someone gets you hot and bothered, turn on the prayer conditioner.”

“Beware the high cost of low living.”

“The higher the hair, the closer to God.”

“Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.”

“Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.”

“Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.”

“Church Parking Only.Violaters will be baptized.”

“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”

“Don't be so openminded your brain falls out.”