Kate Clinton

“Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.”

“I miss Cindy McCain - she seemed so life-like.I'm a moderate lesbian - I only hold a grudge for six generations.Step away from your e-vehicle.Email is a depressant.The patriarchy is so Dada.We've got homomentum!America was built by affirmative action - for white men.If they want gay people to stop having sex, let them get married.I'm on a single prayer health plan: please god, don't let me get sick.Taser them with love.”