k.d. sarge
KD Sarge writes for joy and hope, and works for a living. She has tried her hand at many endeavors, including Governess of the Children, Grand Director of the Drive-Through, and Dispatcher of the Tow Trucks. Currently KD labors appreciated but underpaid in the public school system.
Past accomplishments include surviving eight one-year-olds for eight hours alone (she lasted about ten months), driving a twenty-foot truck from Ohio to Arizona by way of *shudder* Oklahoma, and making a six-pack of tacos in twenty-three seconds.
Writing achievements include the Weightiest First Draft Ever (this title is in contention), as well as nine other, much lighter, completed novels. She has five universes under construction, writes science fiction, fantasy, steampunk, smut (in many genres), and means to one day undertake a cosy mystery. She is an active participant on two writing forums. KD has won NaNoWriMo five times and NaNoEdMo once. A widow, KD lives in Arizona with three children, two of them furred and all of them demanding.
“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]”
“Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.”
“He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!”
“Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.”
“Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.”
“[Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.][Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.][It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!] ['Science' is not a legal defense.][Damn them.]”
“He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.”