Kimberly Spencer

“Jensen spun, coming face to face with a life size version of Tinkerbell.”

“Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures.”

“The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.”

“There once was a girl of the sea, who refused to see who she could be. The strength of a world in the hands of a girl, consumed by the curse of the three.”

“I don’t know you either for that matter. So maybe I shouldn’t trust the words of a man who only recently decided to stitch himself into the picture.”

“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.”

“If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it’s still pulsing.”

“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.”

“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.”

“Don’t you think it’s best that you stay away from mortals? You know they break so easily these days.”

“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.”

“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to squeeze my head off, and you’re calling it weird. This is beyond weird. Crazy, fantastical even, but definitely not weird.”

“Because looking at you is like falling into a black hole—stupid, confusing, and probablydetrimental to my existence.”