Kin Hubbard
Frank McKinney Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard.
He was creator of the cartoon Abe Martin of Brown County which ran in U.S. newspapers from 1904 until his death in 1930, and was the originator of many political quips that remain in use. North American humorist Will Rogers reportedly declared Hubbard to be "America's greatest humorist."
“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
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“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”
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“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
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“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
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“Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.”
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“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. ”
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“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit. ”
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“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”
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“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”
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“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”
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“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
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“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.”
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