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Lance Manion

Lance Manion was not born a poor black child. That was Navin R. Johnson. Neither was he born to run, to be wild and the last thing he needs is to be born again. I'm certain his mother would have none of it. and pardon him if he got it right the first time (as did Dennis Miller who I must credit with that line).


“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.”
Lance Manion
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