Lauren Conrad

“Love...who needed love? As long as she had her books and her friends and an occasional hookup, she was perfectly content.”

“As soon as I walk out that door, you're gonna decide you want me back. You might even tell yourself that you're in love with me. But you're not. You never will be.”

“If he hurts you again, so help me God, I will personally inflict him with severe bodily harm.”

“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”

“Small talk. Catching up. Thinly veiled hostility.”

“In case you didn't notice me, I'm the less attractive friend to the right.”

“Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together?”

“Hollywood was fine with fakes, but it was most definitely not okay with frauds.”

“you never make the same mistake twice. the second time you make it, it is no longer a mistake. it is a choice”

“So why don't you tell him you're sorry?" Gaby suggested. "Uh... because he probably never wants to speak to me again?""How do you know? Do you have a fifth sense too?"Scarlett sighed. "No. And I think that's sixth sense.""No, I don't see dead people. It's different.”

“He had a lot of different smiles, and Jane was getting to know them all.”

“I used to think that diamonds were a girl's best friend, but now I realize it's carbohydrates. Seriously, I have a French baguette at home sporting a matching friendship bracelet.”

“It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.”

“Real relationships - the kind that were supposed to last but never did - were more trouble than they were worth.”

“Being called the nice girl, is way better than being called a bitch.”

“The only way to belong is to act like you belong. Or to not give a shit whether you belong or not.”

“Tomorrow will be better.”

“It's hard to tell people who they should hang out with and who they shouldn't, especially if they aren't ready to hear that. You have to let your friends make their own mistakes sometimes. You can't protect them from everything, or else they'll never learn”

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired listening to your pointless drama over and over again.”

“Most importantly, it´s in giving thanks...”

“Life isn't an Island, you have to have other people in your life.”

“Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.”

“Jane was wearing a charcoal shift dress. The black dipped into a love V accented with a large black chiffon bow. A layer of delicate black lace peeked out from the bottom of her dress. Her long blond hair was pulled back tightly into a straight ironed ponytail. Her makeup was simple: coral blush on her cheeks and gunmetal shadow brushed under her blue eyes.”

“When you are looking to meet someone,you are looking to settle.Becaue you are not looking for someone,you are looking for anyone”

“Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”