Lauren Leto

“The most important thing about reading is not the level of sophistication of the books on your shelf. There is no prerequisite reading regimen for being a bookworm.”

“Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.”

“Not interested in love or money. Interested in french fries.”

“If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.”

“Let's still be friends" (things that are never true in a break up, but you have to say).”

“Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels.”

“The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.”