Leopold Butters Scotch

American child writer and former tap dancer. Stotch has written two literary works.

Stotch was owned for a while by Paris Hilton and is rumored to be Professor Chaos.

Stotch is also a national hero in Mexico where he is known as "Mantequilla".

“Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.”