Lindsey Kelk

“I love you because you always have a T-shirt under your pillow for me, even if you don't know I'm coming to stay. I love you because you know I want sugar in my tea in the morning but not at night and because you always pretend you forgot I wanted a skinny hot chocolate in Starbucks because you know I really prefer full fat but don't like to order it in case the girl behind the counter thinks I'm fat.'Alex started to smile. So I carried on.”

“Why do you love me, Angela?'Arsehole. Turning my question back on myself. 'Why do I love you?''It's really easy to say I love you, it's another altogether to explain why,' he said.”

“but Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far as i was concerned, she was going to that special circle of hell reserved for Hitler, Jusin Bieber and the man who invented high-waisted jeans.”

“I might not be able to hold my drink or my man, but what I can hold, is a tune. Point me in the right direction and give me a bloody mic.”

“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny one.”

“Either I've found my spiritual home, or I've watched too much TV”

“And this was why falling for the butterflies was never a good idea. I didn’t feel all bubbly and excited now. I felt cold and broken and empty.- Rachel”

“Saying you liked all music meant that you didn't love any.”

“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.”

“I wasn't in love with Simon any more. I hadn't been in love with Simon for a long time. I was in love with not being on my own, with having someone there at the end of the day and now I knew I didn't need that. My heart was not broken over him: it was breaking for the things I had wanted from him. And I didn't want them any more.”

“Sometimes we get so used to not really feeling anything, just going with the flow, that we forget how it feels to be really happy or sad.”

“Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.”

“I waved down a lit cab. He swerved dramatically towards me and stopped inches from my Louboutins. Shoe-icide, a fate worse than death”

“I may as well have told him I'd carried a watermelon”

“It's OK not to be OK.”

“A break up is the closest thing to bereavement”

“If you didn't feel like your support system was strong enough, then getting yourself out of the situation was the best thing to do”

“New York is made up of millions of different people, and they all come here looking for something”

“I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm”

“...These things come to an end, like anything else. There's nothing worse than staying when there's nothing to stay for.”