Little Kuriboh Ryou and Melvin

“Bugger off kitty!" - Ryou"But before we begin this duel to the death, I have just one question. Could I get a hug?" - Melvin"Help! This supermodel is one of my fangirls!" - Ryou"A locked door?! Impossiblllllll- No wait, that's totally possible. What am I talking about?" - Melvin"Let's ditch the tosser!" - Ryou"What a lovely day." - Melvin"Gangway; women and shemales first!" -Ryou"This door is a bitch!" - Melvin"Can I be the main character now?" - Ryou"'STAB'. (Denied.) 'KILL'. (Denied.) 'MUTIL-' Ah dammit, there aren't enough spaces! Umm... 'PAIN'. (Denied.) Why are these the only words I know?!" - Melvin"I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea. And I'm all out of tea." - Ryou”