“When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!”
“If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose”
“Live life to the fullest because everything else is uncertain”
“live for the momment because everythung else is uncertain”
“Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.”
“Oh it's the bingo playing wizardI love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!”
“Live life for the momentr becuase everything else is uncertain”
“Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.”
“Ehhhhh. I'm a song!”
“One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.”
“Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!”
“If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.”
“I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson”
“Remember people you may not be plastic...but you are fantastic! never forget that”
“I love the big red bus!”
“I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!”
“Yes! The Tommo is back!”
“Check mah flow!”
“Woah! Calm down, Curly!”
“If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?”
“Swag mastah from Doncastah!”
“I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!”
“I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!”
“And as for you, stop having curly hair!”
“And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.”
“No,' Jimmy protested.”
“In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.”
“Stop the traffic...let 'em through...”
“You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...”
“It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.”
“And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!”