Mae West

“You are never too old to become younger!”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.”

“Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.”

“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”

“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”

“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”

“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”

“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.”

“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”

“One more drink and I'll be under the host.”

“Look your best - who said love is blind? ”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

“Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”

“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”

“Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.”

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”

“To err is human - but it feels divine.”

“It is better to be looked over than overlooked.”

“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”

“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”

“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”