“These Souls with great Material Possessions were allowed this because of Past Good Works in their Previous Life, but now feel there is no need for Spiritual Progress. They are too easily forgetting why they were granted this Material Wealth in the first place. Therefore we must stop them from accumulating more Material Gains to Guide them back to the right path.”
“My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.”
“Beautiful, Glorious Scotland, has spoilt me for every other country.”