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Melissa Francis

Visit her: http://www.noisyandcolorful.com

http://www.bitchin-fiction.com

Born and bred in Arkansas, Melissa Francis is a small town southern girl with big city dreams. (Okay, she dreams of big city shoes, but there’s nowhere to wear them ’round these parts. Plus she really is a barefoot girl at heart.) The University of Arkansas at Little Rock allowed her to graduate with an English degree, but many of her friends wonder how when she uses words like y’all, dunno, gonna, and fixin’ to. Her favorite phrase is “Woo Pig Sooie!” and she’ll be glad to explain what that means over a (preferably dark) beer. Unless you’re underage, then she’ll explain over a nice cup of peppermint tea.

Her debut novel titled Bite Me! is scheduled to hit the shelves July 2009 and she totally expects everyone who has met her, talked to her, emailed her, or uttered her name to buy at least two copies.


“The shower hadn't washed away the hurt, nor had it disguised the tear stains on my face. But I still felt a little better. As better as any vampire could feel after having her BFF drive a stake through her heart.”
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“Had I been wrong about Ryan? Did he beat Noah up and leave him there for me to suck the remaining breath from his unconscious body? Were we like some anti-superhero duo, working together to spread our evil stepsibling karma across the planet?”
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“I'm truly living a very Brady nightmare.”
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“Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.”
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“Fate is a funny creature. She puts obstacles in your path to see what kind of character ye have. Life isn't fair, life is a test.”
Melissa Francis
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