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Michael P. Clutton

Michael Clutton lives with his wife in south Florida. They have 2 small dogs.

When he’s not working on his next book, he follows NASCAR racing, fishing and poker. Known as "The Coolest Dork You'll Ever Meet," you can learn more about him on www.michaelclutton.com and www.coolestdork.com


“Have you hugged your favorite Dork lately? Most of us are squeezably soft and adorable.”
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“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”
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“Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic.”
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“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.”
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