Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

“You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.”

“Speaking as a mother of unborn generations, I'm against it.”

“His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.”

“saat özel yapımdı. özel bir saat yaptırmak inanılmaz ölçüde pahalı olsa da Crowley'nin parası vardı. bu saat dünyadaki yirmi başkentin, ayrıca Bir Başka Yer'in başkentinin saatini gösteriyordu ve orada saat hep aynıydı: Çok Geç.”

“Never f*!k with the ineffable.”

“If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”

“That Hieronymus Bosch. What a weirdo.”

“She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.”

“Heaven has no taste.""Now-""And not one single sushi restaurant."A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.”

“And just when you’d think [humans] were more malignant than ever Hell could be, they occasionally showed more grace than Heaven ever dreamed of.”

“It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.”

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'27 And the Lord did not ask him again.”

“An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.”

“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.”

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

“You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.”