Papa G.

“The search began 10 years agoTo find a nasty viscous foeThey searched in caves and undergroundBut no Bin Laden could be foundThe President full of seethingCalls his Generals to a meetingHave you looked under your noses?Is the question he proposesQuick smart a search is under wayA General comes back the same dayOh president you’re the cats pyjamasYou really do have all the answersDo you know that sneaky toadIs in a house down the roadObama calls him a useless bum(It’s time to get that terror scum)The SEALS are sent to get their manFrom a house in PakistanBut from behind his wifely shieldOsama Bin Laden does not yieldYou’ll not take me you infidelThe SEAL replies you go to hellYou scum this is for 9-11Then shoots him dead with his weapon”

“A bear took a walk in a deep dark woodAnd stopped just where a Rabbit stood“Do you have trouble with stinky poo Sticking to your fur when you go to the loo?”Said the big brown bear to the small white hare.The rabbit pointed his nose to the sky "Trouble with poo! Oh no not I"“Good” said the bear “then if you don’t mind?”Picked up the bunny and wiped his behind”