Penelope Crowe
Penelope Crowe was born in Venice on the forth of July, which meant nothing to anyone in Venice.
She was raised by the Queen's illegitimate sister Veronica who taught her how to put on make up and brew a delicious cup of coffee.
She slept at the cafe at night under the front window and wrote sad love songs until she met Jimmy Page and had his intitials tatooed under her finger.
She lived in Spain and painted her front door a different color every day.
Then she became an author and artist and sometimes hears the songs she wrote on the radio.
“Did you know that all the best people belong to country clubs? If you can afford the $75,000 fee to get in and if you don’t mind people coming to check out your house and if you think it’s OK to post your name in the clubhouse for approval from all the other members and you feel it is obscene to show your shoulders, you will definitely get in and be surrounded by the best people in town”
Penelope Crowe
“There are days when I can find nothing good in the world and I hate everyone.”
Penelope Crowe