Red Skelton

“I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.”

“Good night, and may God Bless”

“Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. ”

“My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.”

“Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”