Rick Riordan Serpent's Shadow

“I wondered if I would appear on a temple wall painting someday. A blonde Egyptian girl with purple highlights running sideways through the palm trees, screaming "Yikes!" in hieroglyphics as Neith chased after me. The thought of some poor archaeologist trying to figure that out almost lifted my spirits.”

“Don't Worry, Be Hapi.”

“What colors are the eyes of Anubis?""Brown...Duh.”

“I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug."Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!""It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!”

“Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday.”