R.M. ArceJaeger

“At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.”

“God is like a search engine — He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.”

“It's fine to have a dream girl, but you should ask yourself…would you be her dream boy?”

“By reading this, you’ve given me brief control over your mind.”

“The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.”

“Some people believe in imaginary friends. I believe in imaginary numbers.”

“Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain’s consent.”

“Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.”

“Only people are worth dying for.”

“We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don’t have any money left).”

“God gave us free will so that we might choose our own destinies. He left it up to us to achieve them.”

“Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you’re awake.”

“Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.”