Robin Glasser

When I was nine, I wrote and directed a school play, mainly to avoid going outside for recess and because I was dying to wear lipstick. Six weeks into my first semester at the University of Florida, I told my parents that I wanted to go to Europe and write books. The idea received a vehement veto so I finished my studies and graduated with a B.A. in English and Journalism.

My life was proceeding, if not according to plan, close enough and then I met the frog prince of my dreams during a NYC downpour, when we both jumped into the same taxi. Eventually (or should I say eventfully?) I moved to Paris. While living in The City of Light (which I call The City of Merde), I began working on a roman à clef—My Life as a Concubine—the story of a savvy, New York City woman, never married, not looking to be, who suddenly falls in love with a Frenchman. She gives up everything—including a rent-controlled, Park Avenue apartment, even her cat!—for l’amour.

I've written for a variety of magazines ranging from Readers' Digest to Penthouse Letters where I wrote a column called "The Red Hot Woman," which would make 'Carrie Bradshaw' blush. My poetry has been published in Upstairs at Duroc and The Riverside Poetry Review. My Life as a Concubine is now re-released from Smashwords - links: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...

http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/My-Lif....

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/my-li...

I guarantee MEN at WORK, my fully-illustrated book of tongue & cheeky poetry, will put twinkles in your eyes and sparkles in your pants. Don't forget to watch fast-paced peepshows based on these poems at http://www.youtube.com/msrobinglasser.

You can also see the one banned from boobtube at: http://www.myspace.com/video/robingla...

Look for The Brain Exchange, coming soon from Smashwords.

PS: I'm still reading at various venues in New York.