Robin Williams

“Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.”

“You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.”

“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose.”

“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”

“Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!”

“You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”