Ron White
Ron White is a two time national memory champion winning the USA Memory Championship in 2009 and 2010. He held the record for two years for the fastest time to memorize a deck of shuffled cards in only 1 minute and 27 seconds.
Note: There are several authors named "Ron White". Their books need to be properly segregated.
“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
Ron White
“I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”
Ron White
“They call me Tater Salad”
Ron White
“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”
Ron White
“We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!”
Ron White
“You can't fix stupid! ”
Ron White
“Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even. ”
Ron White
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
Ron White