Russell Howard

“Some bloke got put in prison for three days because he refused to stop kissing his boyfriend on a plane flight to South Africa. How magic is that? You can't help but picturing him dressed entirely in latex, surrounded by a sea of hate. --"Alright, lads, I'm gonna make this flight fairly tense for you. Ramon, let's do the bad thing." *kissing sounds*-"Stop doing that, mate, it's not natural!"-"You're flying"-"I'll have you put in prison!"-"What, with men? Think it through.”

“Primark 'till I die”