Ryan Mecum

“You are so luckythat I cannot rememberhow to use doorknobs.”

“Bitting into headsis much harder than it looks.The skull is feisty.”

“Little old laidesspeed away in their wheel chairs,frightened meals on wheels.”

“You are my sunshine...'/ (the scariest song ever)/ '...my only sunshine.”

“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”

“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”

“Little old ladiesspeed away in their wheelchairs,frightened meals on wheels.”

“I loved my mommaI eat her with my mouth closed,how she would want it.”

“They don't talk to me.Although I try to reason,they don't seem to care.”

“My town is broken.From this view, I see the end.Below, they gather.”

“They surround the carand are all moaning something.Is that the word train?!”

“Beth sort of hugs me,which I am not a fan of,so I kick and run.”

“If my heart could beatit would have skipped one or twoas red pierces through.”

“Let's put it this way.I fought for the South. We lost.Lance Henriksen rules!”

“Those were not vampires.If sunlight makes you sparkle,you're a unicorn.”

“Blood is really warm,it's like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming.”

“Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.”

“If the dawn should breakand take away this sunrise,I hope I break, too.”

“If this were real life,Ed would have looked at her neck-bite, dead, burp, credits.”