Saira Viola

“We're all prostitutes sir we're all selling ourselves for something”

“All's fair in love and litigation”

“Talent by association made him nauseous”

“Everyone knew what the night would bring lots of D and A plenty of T and A”

“Josh had a movie star jewfro and a smug little grin”

“Mr Davis was a middle class tremble of a man worried about an unseemly display and his Jerry Springer moment”

“..... this isn't some LA country rock jam reminiscing on the pyschtotropic pot pansies of Haight Ashbury . This is the soot and smut of London mate !”

“Pudge was quivering like a weeble toy likely to topple over any second”

“In the world of Big Macks Starbucks coffee and oversized SUVS it was business as usual snort and go”

“Kara knew all he recognized was T and A on a string and he was nothing more than a sleazy puppeeter , so long as there were souls for sale he was ready to buy ..”

“Kara knew je only recognised t and a on a string and he was nothing more than a sleazy pupeeter”

“Kara didn't feel like a dial and go coke pusher but she was a supremely good hustler”

“Just a bullet a bag and a dream that's all I had now look at what I got”

“He was a boom boom shake the room " kind of guy”

“Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta”

“T was in a blue mood , his open reflections on the isloation of his life floating like Jazz notes under a "pink moon”

“With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags”

“Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing.”

“A Harvey Nicks chick with throwaway morals and a trustfund appetite.”