Sam levenson

“Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.”

“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.”

“Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.”

“It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”

“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day.For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone....We leave you a tradition with a future.The tender loving care of human beings will never become obsolete.People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed.Never throw out anybody.Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.Your “good old days” are still ahead of you, may you have many of them.”

“Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.”

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”