S.E. Culpepper

“That's because we were together for two years and she led me on a treacherous journey through bitchy, across frigid, and into the land of cheating psycho. I barely escaped with my life. It required a week of solid moping just so my balls could grow back.”

“Just wondering where you keep your ABBA collection.”

“You know, you may look like that actor, but the only way I can tell for sure you’re him is if I see that six-pack”

“Jeremy got to his bike and pulled on his helmet making some adjustments with his radio mic. Next came the sunglasses and Rafe almost had to cross his legs against the wave of lust pooling nicely in his groin.”

“I’ll call you guys so you can talk me down from my gay-men-who-fall-for-breeders ledge.”

“He was acting like such a girl—like being around a good looking, fit guy was creating all these insecurities within him or something. At this rate, he should expect to start having periods soon.”