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Sean Keogh


“I wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”
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“If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.”
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“Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons: to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
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“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.”
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“If I explained it to you, your brain would explode.”
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“Politics: A combination of "poli" meaning many, and "tics" meaning irritating little bugs.”
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“Keep smiling... it makes people wonder what you're up to.”
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“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.”
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“Never interrupt someone who is making a mistake.”
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“I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on disk somewhere.”
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“I think, therefore I am... not related to you.”
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“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
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“You can't be late until you show up.”
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“The reason people get lost in thought is that it's unfamiliar territory.”
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“If you think things can't get any worse, you have no imagination.”
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“According to my best recollection, I don't remember.”
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“Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.”
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“If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”
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“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam me up my clothes.”
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“I thought I had made a mistake, but I was mistaken.”
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“How did the fool and his money get together in the first place?”
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“People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.”
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“Whoever said you can't buy happiness has never been shopping.”
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“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”
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“This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.”
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“I took an IQ test and the result came back negative.”
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