Here's a list of things that could be about me. Only three of them are true.
Plane crash survivor, heir to a bowling alley empire, aspiring novelist, Natalie Portman restraining order recipient, licensed councellor for depressed dogs, kid at heart, honorary sideshow barker with the Barnum and Bailey circus, insecure, and inventor of the plastic things that hold down the carpet in a car's trunk that aren't quite screws but work like them.