Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Lights! Lights would be very good right now! (Amanda)Since they hurt my eyes to the point I can barely see, no they wouldn't. Trust me. (Kyrian)Trust you, my left foot! I'm not immortal over here! (Amanda)Yeah, well, in a bad enough car wreck, neither am I. (Kyrian)I really hate your sense of humor. (Amanda)”

“Didn't I tell you not to touch the Lamborghini? (Kyrian)(Hunter groused an instant before he cut the wheel and sent the vampire flying through the air.)And they told me you guys couldn't fly. (Kyrian)”

“Black belt in Akihito. (Amanda)Any other time, I'd kiss you for that. (Kyrian)”

“Knock, knock. (Desiderius) Now, ain't this a bitch. Here I am, trying to kiss my girl, and you have to interrupt us. What, were you raised in a barn? By the way, touch the woman, or the Lamborghini, and you're a dead man. (Kyrian)”

“What are you doing? (Amanda)I'm getting into my car. (Kyrian)You own this?! (Amanda)No. I'm stealing it with the key in my hand. (Kyrian)”

“You know, for the record, I hate to take orders. But! I realize I'm in over my head. You have no idea how much I hate all this supernatural garbage. So I'm willing to listen to you, but you better start acting like I'm a person and not some mindless blow-up doll. (Amanda)”

“You are one seriously testy Creature of the Night. (Amanda) ”

“Oh no, no, no! Are you going to suck my blood? (AmandaDo I look like a lawyer to you? (Kyrian)”

“Knock, knock. You have the day to hide. Come nightfall, we hunt. (Desiderius)Yeah, yeah...you and your little dog, too. (Kyrian)You're not scared of his threats? (Amanda)Chere, the day I fear something like him is the day I lie down at his feet and hand him the knife to cut my heart out. The only fear I have is getting you back to your sister and convincing High Queen Hard Head to leave off this matter until I can locate Desiderius and send his soul into oblivion where it belongs. (Kyrian)”

“Alright, macho babe boy, I'm not some little ditz to bat my eyelashes at the buff stud in black leather. Don't try your he-man tactics with me. I'll have you know, in my office, I'm known as the ball-breaker. (Amanda)”

“For the moment, he's off plotting his Igoresque revenge. I don't know about you, but I have this image of him rubbing his hands together and laughing like Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. (Kyrian)”

“Desi, Desi, Desi what am I going to do with you? (Kyrian)Don't you dare take that flippant tone with me! (Desiderius)Why ever not? (Kyrian)Because I am not some scared little Daimon to run cringing from you. I am your worst nightmare. (Desiderius)Must you resort to cliches? C'mon, Desidisastrous, couldn't you think of anything more original than that B-movie dialogue staple? (Kyrian)”

“By the time I finish with the two of you, you will be begging me to let you die. (Desiderius)Desi dearest, I have never begged a day in my life, and the sun will surely splinter before I ever plead for anything from the likes of you. (Kyrian)”

“Desi, babe. Still playing your little games, I see. Now why don't you be a good Daimon and show yourself to me? (Kyrian) ”

“Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, would you please wake up so I can leave? I really don't want to hang out in a closet with a dead man any longer than I have to, okay? C'mon, please, don't make this a Weekend at Bernie's thing! (Amanda)”

“I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena)”

“Be kind to dragonswans, for thou art gorgeous when naked and taste good with cool whip. (Channon)”

“Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)”

“No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)”

“Looks aren't all there is in the world, my lady. They are certainly no protection against being alone. Hearts never see through the eyes. (Sebastian) ”

“There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian) ”

“Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)”

“I worry about the men of your time, Grace. They all seem to be great fools. (Julian)”

“No power from above can make one human love another. Love comes from within the heart. (Julian)”

“Cupid, you worthless bastard, I summon you to human form! (Julian)Gee, I can't imagine why he wouldn't respond to that. (Grace)”

“You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena)That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)”

“Grace? Are you tipsy? (Selena)Maybe just comfortably toasty. Pop tart toasty. (Grace)”

“You know, I would date, if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. (Grace)”

“10 things to know about Syn 1. I hate people, even myself. 2. I only tolerate my friends and I can count those on one hand. 3. So what if I drink? I like my comfortably numb state and it keeps me from killing you. 4. Money can't buy happiness, but it's better than being poor and miserable. 5. We're all victims. 6. I like to choose my own poison. 7. I'm through reinventing myself. I'm on the third incarnation now and it sucks as much as the other two. 8. I have all the friends money can buy. 9. I only trust one man who doesn't return the gesture. 10. I can steal anything, anywhere, any time. Sober or drunk, I'm the best at what I do. ”

“There, there, baby. We'll hide her body in the trunk later. (Tory)”

“Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?~ Susan”

“Forgiveness is the best part of valor...Discretion is easy. It's finding the courage to forgive yourself and others that is hard. [Acheron]”

“He who lets fear rule him, has fear for a master [Acheron]”

“Don't be cocky, 'Pride cometh before the fall”

“Everything in the world needs kindness, child. [Ryssa]”

“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.”

“Don't let those people steal your day”

“Patience to the spider”

“But as the Roman playwright Terence once wrote, From many a bad beginning great friendships have formed”

“The slightest stirring in the air can set a hurricane in motion a thousand miles off. (Acheron)”

“Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha”

“still waters run deep. ~Tabitha”

“Descobri a minha estrela. Ela é bela e graciosa. Elegante e divina. O meu riso no inverno. Ela é corajosa e forte. Arrojada e tentadora. Diferente de qualquer outra no universo e não posso tocar-lhe. Nem me atrevo a tentar.”

“I'm only one kill away from Command Assassin. Be a damn shame for that kill to be you" (Darion)”

“Sunshine, I... Starla's voice broke off as she entered the room and caught sight of him standing naked in the corner. She eyed him in an odd, detached way, as if he were an interesting piece of furniture.Talon and modesty were strangers, but the way she stared at him made him damned uncomfortable. In spite of the sunlight, Talon grabbed the pink blanket off the bed and clutched it to his middle.You know, Sunshine, you need to find a man like that to marry. Someone so well hung that even after three or four kids, he'd still be wall to wall.Talon gaped.Sunshine laughed. "Starla, you're embarrassing him.”

“Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.”

“So what name would you rather I call you? she asked as she headed out of the parking lot. Ias or Alexion. He gave her a devilish grin that set fire to her hormones. I would rather you call me lover. He wagged his eyebrows playfully at her. Danger rolled her eyes. Like all men with a onetrack mind, he was incorrigible. Don't blame me, Alexion said in an almost offended tone. I can't help it. You should see the way you fight. It really turned me on. Could you tell me how to turn you off? -Danger and Alexion”

“What the hell? Futility has its purposes in life." -- Talon.”

“Hush, self, let me think.”

“ahhh the beauty of annihilation. There's nothing like it.”