Sir Awesome

“I think one of humankind's greatest recurring mistakes is that we don't recognize the full extent of a creature's love until it is gone.”

“Always stop to smell the roses. If there are no roses available, scented candle should work.”

“I wonder if animals have whole different levels of diabetes. Like, cats would have type 3 & 4, dogs would have type 5 & 6, and marmosets would be, like, type 78.”

“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Darth Batman. Always be Darth Batman.”

“Food+TV+internet connection+music=PERFECT LIFE!!”

“YOU WERE A MISTAKE!! Oh, crap, I just realized thats an awful thing to say...”